Overview

Andover is a small, quiet, rural town in Tolland County and the Capitol Planning Region. Despite being first on nearly every list, he remains one of the most obscure municipalities in Connecticut. Andover is not known for anything interesting and has a bit of an atmospheric placelessness problem. Even those he is acquainted with typically describe him as flat or flavorless. He does however like woodworking sometimes. Andover’s best friend is probably his neighbor Hebron. Andover was partially carved from Hebron in 1848 and local middle and high school students attend school there as well. Andover is also friends with Coventry, Marlborough, and Manchester. His only notable neighborhood is Andover Lake.

History

Andover was incorporated on May 18th, 1848. His parent towns, Hebron and Coventry, are most likely his closest friends. He is named after the British town of Andover in Hampshire County.

Personality

Andover is dull, clueless, zoned-out, totally out of step. He doesn’t talk much and prefers to stare out into space when he’s not building wooden sheds or fixing up some brightly-colored pickup truck. Politically he’s dead in the center. He smells like gasoline, and your dogs will mysteriously multiply in his presence.

Appearance

Andover wears a white shirt with its town shape in black. He wears the default black pants. Occasionally he is additionally depicted with a wooden board nailed to his forehead and a hammer in his hand, which is a reference to Patrick Star. Typically, Andover has a blank expression because there’s not much going on upstairs.

Culture

Andover has an Agent Orange memorial for those who died of it.